Jokes of the Week

I appeared as M.C. at the WCA convention in Chicago this past week. many people asked for the list of odd jokes from one evening’s show.

One that I remember was…

“I wondered why the baseball appeared to be getting larger… and then it hit me!”

 

“I changed the name of my I Pod to Titanic.  – It’s syncing now.”

 

“I really love this new book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.”

 

“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.”

 

“I stayed up all night to see where the sun went… then it dawned on me!”

 

 

I will add more soon.

 

 

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